Не забудьте сходить на сервер "12 3HAKOB", на котором есть еще много чего.
B.E.K
(Вадим (Евгеньевич) Колосов) 
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A.||OKPAC 
(Алекс Покрас)

CACA
Александр Гольдштейн


BE3KMHOPCTXAB KMHOPCTXABE3KMH BE3KMHOPCTXA BE3KMHOPCTXABE3KMHOPCT BE3KMHOPCTXA ABE3KMHOP KMHOPCTXABE BE3KMHOPCTXAB ABE3KMHOPCTX HOPCTXABE3K BE3 MHOPCTXABE BE3KMHOOPCTX OPCTXABE3KM BE3 HOPCTXABE3 E3KMHOPCTXAB PCTXABE3KMHO BE OPCTXABE3K KMHOPCTXAB CTXABE3KMHOP PCTXABE3KM OPCTXA CTXABE3KMHOP CTXABE3KMH CTXABE3KMHOPC TXABE3KMHO CTXABE3KMHOPC XABE3KMHOP PCTXABE3KMHOPC ABE3KMHOPC OPCTXABE3KMHOP BE3KMHOPCT OPCTXABE3KMHOP E3KMHOPCTX HOPCTXABE3KMH 3KMHOPCTXA MHOPCTXABE3KM KMHOPCTXAB MHOPCTXABE3 MHOPCTXABE KMHOPCTXAB KM HOPCTXABE3 KMHOPCTX KMH OPCTXABE3K KMHOPCT 3KMHO PCTXABE3KM MHOPC E3KMHOP CTXABE3KMH MHOPC BE3KMHO BE3KMHOP TXABE3KMHO HOPC ABE3KMHOPCTXABE3KMHOPC XABE3KMHOP OPCTXABE3KMHOPCTXABE3KMHOPC XABE3KMHOPCT CTXA CTXABE3KMHOP TXABE3KMHOPCTXAB TX BE3KMH 3333 HH HH AAAA KK KK OOOO BBBBB 33 33 HH HH AA AA KK KK OO OO BB BB 33 HH HH AA AA KK KK OO OO BB BB 33 HHHHHH AA AA KKKK OO OO BBBBB 33 HH HH AAAAAA KK KK OO OO BB BB 33 33 HH HH AA AA KK KK OO OO BB BB 3333 HH HH AA AA KK KK OOOO BBBBB == 1996 ==
CTP. 1 COCTAB: OT ABTOPOB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 12 3HAKOB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 TEPPOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 MAETA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 B TOPOHTO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 PACCKA3 O MATPOCE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 CEHOKOC B KA3AXCTAHE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 TEPEMOK . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 KOCTEP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10 KPATKO, HO BEPHO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11
CTP. 2 OT ABTOPOB (TEM, KTO BEPCTAET HOMEP.) ========================== "COBPEMEHHOE, HET HE CBOEBPEMEHHOE, A BOT TAKOE KOHKPETHOE COBMECTHOE MACTEPCTBO - B HEM BCE POKOBOE, PACKOBAHHOE, HECKPOMHOE KOBAPCTBO COABTOPCTBA... HET, HE 3HAKOMO OHO BAM, HO B CBOEM BETPEHOM O3OPCTBE 3AMETHO BCEM HAM, ACAM..." B.E.K. "HA3APET - CTAPOE MECTO, A TEMA CHOBA OCTPA. BEK HACTPOEH HA HOBOE. HO TOT BEK B HAC, OH HE MEPKHET, BOCCTAET B HAC 3BEHO 3A 3BEHOM, PACCBET 3A PACCBETOM, 3AKAT 3A 3AKATOM. B CTPOKAX TEX BPEMEH BOCTOK HABEBAET HAM POKOBOE: "HA3APET - CTAPOE MECTO". A TEMA ?" __ A.||OKPAC "OX, BCE PACTEM, PACTEM ! CKOPO POCTOM C TOT KPAH, A COBCEM HE CTAPEEM. BCE B HAC HE TO - HE B TEX KPOCCOBKAX, HE B TEX HOCKAX, HOC BBEPX... CTPAXA - HET, CPAMA - HET. TO POK HA KPACHOM MOPE, TO KOCTEP HA MEPTBOM MOPE, TO HA OXOTE, A TO HA PEKE B KATAMAPAHE - C XEPMOHA B O3EPO, 3ATEM CHOBA HA XEPMOH... TOT, KTO B BO3PACTE, B TAKOE HE BCTPEBAET..." CA(C)A.
CTP. 3 12 3HAKOB ========= 12 3HAKOB - KAK KAHBA KAHOHA, KAHOH KAK XPAM, KAHBA - KAK CETKA CHOB, 12 - KAK OCHOBA BCEX OCHOB, 3HAK - KAK HAMEK HA MACTEPOK MACOHA. CMEX BO BTOPOM KATPEHE - BHE 3AKOHA. MAHEPHOE KOKETCTBO MACTEPOB HECET MOHAPXAM - TPOH, ACKETAM - KPOB, HO HE OHO CBEPKAET KAK KOPOHA ! BAKXAHKAM CTPAHEH AHAHACA COK - HECHOCHOE KAK HOHCEHC PEHECCAHCA HECOBPEMEHHOE CEKTAHCTBO CTPOK... B COHETE HET KOBAPCTBA ACCOHAHCA, 12 3HAKOB - HA BEKA 3APOK, BEKAM HE MECTO B TEME PEBEPAHCA... B.E.K. 1996
CTP. 4 TEPPOP ====== AX ! KAK KOPOTOK BEK... OH HEBEPEH KAK COH... B PECTOPAHE "CEMEHOB" HA OKHAX - KAPTOH. B PECTOPAHE TOCKA - CATAHEET KAHKAH, CHOBA PBET KA3AKA: XEPEC, XPEH, TAPAKAH, KTO OTKPOET OKHO ? 3A OKHOM - TEMHOTA... MHE OHO BCE PABHO - HO HA BAC HET KPECTA ! BEPECK TOHOK KAK MEX MPAMOP CTEH HEBECOM HO HABEPHOE BCEX K CTEHKE CKOPO, HAPKOM ? BOT TPE3BEET KA3AK. MOCT. "ABPOPA". PACCBET. MEP3KO, CKBEPHO - TO KAK - TO PEBKOM, TO COBET ! B CKBEPE BETEP PEBET, PO3OBEET BOCTOK, CKOPO B CTBOPE BOPOT 3ATEMHEET ABTO. A OXPAHA - MATPOC TOT, KTO 3OPOK KAK KPOT. HO KA3AK - HA KOHE. HO KA3AK - HE CBEPHET ! OH HAPKOMA B3OPBET. TOT, HABEPHO, MACOH... AX ! KAK KOPOTOK BEK... OH HEBEPEH KAK COH... B.E.K. 1993
CTP. 5 MAETA. ===== TO TEMHEET, TO CBETAET, TO TOCKA, TO MAETA, TO 3AMEP3HET, TO PACTAET, CHOBA BCE COBCEM HE TAK ! BCE CTAPO, KAK BOP B 3AKOHE, BCE MHE KAK-TO HE BHOBE - HA KABKA3E, HA XEPMOHE, B KA3AXCTAHE, HA HEBE... TO BEPXOM, A TO HA TAHKE, HA TPAMBAE, HA METPO, HA KOBPE, HA OTTOMAHKE HA TPABE... HO BCE HE TO ! B CTAPOM CBETE, B HOBOM CBETE, B CTPAHHOM XPAME, B TEMHOTE, HE B MOCKBE, HE B HA3APETE, HE C KPECTOM, HE HA KPECTE... TO MOPO3, TO BEET 3HOEM, TO HE B TOH, TO HE B PA3MEP, TO 3ABOEM, XOPOM, CTPOEM B BBC CCCP... TAK PA3MEPEHHO, MAXPOBO, BECKO, XAMOBATO, B TAKT... O, CTPAHA COBETOB ! CHOBA, CHOBA BCE COBCEM HE TAK ! HA BOCTOK ! TAM BCE TAK TOMHO, TAM TOCKA HE TAK OCTPA, BCE ECTECTBEHHO, BCE CKPOMHO - KHECCET, KAHTOP, MEHOPA... BCE 3HAKOMO, BCE - KAK CKA3KA B MECTE BETXOM, KAK 3ABET - KAPABAH, CAXAPA, KACKA, ABTOMAT, 3AKAT, PACCBET... HET. 3A OKEAH. CKOPEE ! OT CEKPETOB, OT 3AMKOB, OT KA3AXOB, OT EBPEEB, OT MECTKOMOB, OT COBKOB... ............................ MACCA MECT, 3AMETOK BOPOX - BCE B PEECTP 3AHECEHO. XPEH BAM BCEM ! MHE CKOPO COPOK - BCE PABHO HE OCTAHO... B.E.K. 1996
CTP. 6 B TOPOHTO ========= HA XOKKEE B TOPOHTO - ATAKA, TAM BCE KAMEHEET, TPEHEP HEPBHO 3EBAET, MACCOBKA OPET B PE3OHAHC, BETEPAH B MACKE MOHCTPA HA BAXTE B BOPOTAX 3BEPEET, A BOT MHE - BCE PABHO: MHE HA3ABTPA 3AKA3AH POMAHC. HA CTE3E ECTECTBA CMEPTOHOCHOE - CTPAHHO KOHKPETHO, BCE 3EMHOE - KAK COH, HO OT CTPAXA XPOMAET CTPOKA... B CTAPOM AKKO B TABEPHE OTPABA COBCEM HE3AMETHA, HO KTO ECT TAM OMAPOB, TPE3BEET 3ATEM HABEKA. HA CTE3E MOTOBCTBA 3BOH MOHET - HE 3AMEHA MAHEPAM, TAK B KA3HE COBEPEH OT KOPCAPOB HE CKPOET KOPBET... KTO 3OBET HOBOPOCCOM, A KTO-TO 3OBET CTAPOBEPOM, HO B KOHTEKCTE POMAHCA OTBETA HAMEPEHHO HET. HA CTE3E MACTEPCTBA KTO-TO BAPBAP, A KTO-TO - CEHATOP. KEM-TO KECAPEB COP COXPAHEH B 3AKPOMAX, KAK 3EPHO... HA XOKKEE B TOPOHTO A3APTHO OPET KOMMEHTATOP, A BOT MHE - BCE PABHO, BCE PABHO, BCE PABHO, BCE PABHO... B.E.K. 1996
CTP. 7 PACCKA3 O MATPOCE ================= BECHA. MAPT HA OKE. BETPA HET. PEKA MEPHO HECET HAC B MOPE. A MATPOC BOBA ECT. CMETAHA, MOPKOBKA, OTBAP OT MAKAPOH, TOPT C KPEMOM, PA3HOE... HO KTO TAM CTOHET? BOT TAK HOMEP - EHOT TOHET B PEKE. OH B TPAHCE HEPBHO OPET MATOM, TOHET COBCEM HEOXOTHO. EHOT 3OBET HAC, OH 3AMEP3AET. HEBA - KAK CEBEPHOE MOPE. A HAM COBECTHO, KPACHEEM, 3HAEM - XAHA EHOTAM B PEKE. HO PA3BE MATPOC CEBA TAKOB? MATPOC HE 3HAET CTPAXA! BOT OH HA KOPME KATEPA! BOT OH B PEKE! 3BEPEK B TPEX B3MAXAX OT MATPOCA. HO TEPEK - HE CEHA, TEPEK PEBET, CMETAET BCE, TEP3AET BCEX. BCEX, KPOME MATPOCA, ECTECTBEHHO. KAK TPAKTOP, OH TAPAHOM PE3KO PACCEKAET TEPEK. AX, BCKOPE EHOT CKPOET HOC B TEM3E! CKOPEE, CKOPEE, APTEM! BOT TAK! 3AMETHO KAK CBEPKAET EHOTOBO OKO. OH B KAPMAHE MATPOCA... ...MATPOC HECET EHOTA K HAM. EHOT MOKP. PO3OBEET 3AKAT. OCEHHEE MAPEBO CKOPO 3AKPOET OT HAC CBET. AMA3OHKA CHOBA POBHA. BETEP OBEBAET HOC TAHKEPA. A MATPOC EBCTPAT ECT. OH HA CTPEME! __ A.||OKPAC, 1996
CTP. 8 CEHOKOC B KA3AXCTAHE ==================== BPEMEHA MAPA3MA. KA3AXCTAH. 3OHA - MECTO TAKOE KA3EHHOE, BOEHHOE, KPACHO3HAMEHHOE. HO HEPOBHOE - BCE B BOPOHKAX, KPATEPAX. EBPEEB TAM HET. HA CTAPTE - PAKETA. MAPC TAM, BEHEPA - KTO 3HAET ? CEKPET. KOMCOCTAB HE COBCEM TPE3B. BCE HA HEPBAX : PBAHET - HE PBAHET ? MAXOPKA, MAT... KOCMOHABTOB TPOE. ACTPOHOM OBCEEHKO, AHTOHOB C MATMEXA, BOEHKOP 3AXAPOB (A OH TO HA XEP ?). 3BOHOK. B MOCKBE KTO-TO OPET - CKOPEE, CKOPEE, HA XPEHA HAM BTOPOE MECTO ! BCEM KBAC B TPOEKPATHOM PA3MEPE, A HE TO BCEX BPA3 HA CEBEP ! A BCE, ECTECTBEHHO, PA3BOPOBAHO. OTBEPTOK TAM, CTAMECOK - HE XBATAET. TEMHOTA, TECHOTA. BCE B KAHABE. TAM BCE 3ACPAHO. CTAPMEX C XPOHOMETPOM. METPOHOM. PAKETA KAK B3PEBET, 3ABOET, POKOT, TPECK, CBET ! 3ATEM MPAK. BCE. KAK TAM PAKETA - KTO 3HAET ? HABEPHOE B KOCMOCE... B KAHABE TEMHO, TACC - TOT BCE O MAPTEHAX, O KOPOBAX, O CEHOKOCE... HO C TEX BPEMEH B TOM MECTE TPABA HE PACTET... B.E.K. 20.8.96
CTP. 9 TEPEMOK. ======== (CKA3KA B 2-X AKTAX) B CKA3KE: ======== XOPEK. KOPOBA. AKT I. ====== XIX BEK. KOCTPOMA. HA OTKOCE TEPEMOK. OKHO PO3OBOE, PE3HOE. CTABEHKA. BOPOTA. XOPEK (XPOMAET, HO COBCEM HE PACCTPOEH) : - TEPEM-TEPEMOK, KTO B TEPEME ? HET OTBETA. XOPEK - HOCOM B 3BOHOK. CHOBA HET OTBETA. BOPOTA HA 3AMKE, CBETA B OKHAX HET. XOPEK : - XPEHOBO, XPEHOBO... (CMEKAET) : - A 3AMOK-TO HE HOB! TAK-TAK !.. ( KAMHEM - TPAX! - 3AMOK COPBAH !) BOT XOPEK B TEPEME. B KOMHATE KPOBATKA, HA CTEHE KOBEP C BOPCOM, HA 3AHABECKAX KAHBA, HA OKHAX CETKA OT KOMAPOB. BCE B HOPME. XOPEK MOET HOC B BAHHE, 3ATEM 3ABTPAKAET. (OPKECTP. 3AHABEC. B TEATPE AHTPAKT.) AKT II. ======= TO CAMOE MECTO. TEPEMOK HA HOBOM 3AMKE C CEKPETOM - OT BOPOB. XOPEK B TEPEMKE. MAPT. B KOCTPOME BECHA, HO BETEP, MOKPO, BCE TAET. KOPOBA (MAXAET XBOCTOM. OHA B MAHTO, 3OHTA HET, TAHKETKA CTEPTA...) : - TEPEM-TEPEMOK, KTO B TEPEME ? XOPEK ( BOPOTA HE OTKPOET !): - KOPOBA... XPEH EE 3HAET ! OHA MHE HE CECTPA ! BOT KAK EE B TEPEMOK ? KOPOBA HE KPOT, TECHO CTAHET B KOMHATE. KTO 3HAET, KAK OHA HOC CMOPKAET, KAK OHA CP.. XM-M... KAKAET ?! TAK BOT. KAK OHA 3ACHET, KACTETOM EE ! BOT MHE HA 3ABTPAK AHTPEKOT - CAMOE OHO ! A EE XBOCT - MHE BMECTO KAHATA ! XA-XA-XA! (B CTPAXE): - HET, HET, HE PE3OH MHE, TAK HE COBPEMEHHO, COBECTHO KAK-TO. BCE, BCE, B TEPEMOK EE ! OHA HE CTAPA, TOPCOM CTATHA. POMAH 3ATEEM... KOPOBA (CHOBA, CO CTOHOM) : - OX, TEPEM-TEPEMOK, KTO B TEPEME ? XOPEK C OTBETOM : - KAK KTO ? XOPEK ! BOT KOPOBA B TEPEME, EE MAHTO COXHET HA BEPEBKE. OHA CAMA B KPOBATKE. BOT-BOT XOPEK HECKPOMHO COPBET C HEE KOPCET... (CHOBA OPKECTP. PE3KO TEMHEET.) XOPEK, KOPOBA (BMECTE, XOPOM) : - AX, BECHA ! AX, BECHA ! (CBET. AKTEPAM - BEHOK PO3, ACTP. 3AHABEC.) P.S. CM. "TEPEMOK" B HOBOM CE3OHE B TEATPE MOCCOBETA. ------ CA(C)A.
CTP. 10 KOCTEP ====== (PACCKA3). MAPTA 3OBET CEMEHA HA KOCTEP - B KPATOBO. TAM MECTA XBATAET - HA TPEX COTKAX, B BEPCTE OT O3EPA. CEMEH HAPBET BETOK, MAPTA HAHECET XBOPOCT. MAPTA - HEMKA, C HOPOBOM, OT EBPEEB OHA BCE KAK-TO B CTOPOHKE, HO CEMEH - COBCEM HE TAKOB, BCE B HEM CBOE. HO MAPTA C CEMEHOM HE BMECTE - OH B CBOEM, OHA B CBOEM. CEMEH - 3AM.3ABXO3A B TPECTE, KOMHATA - KAK B CKA3KE, KA3EHHOE ABTO... MAPTA - B TPAHCAEPO, B KACCAX. ...BOT CEMEH HA MECTE. OH - B BETPOBKE, MAPTA - B BAPEHKE. MAPTA HECET XBOPOCT. CEMEH KPOMCAET XBOPOCT B KOCTEP. KOCTEP KPACHEET. MAPTA B TPAHCE - EE TETKA APECTOBAHA 3A BOPOBCTBO, B KAMEPE OHA. CEMEH PACCTPOEH - OTPOK PACTET KAK TPABA: B ATTECTATE MOPE TPOEK, BMECTO MEXMATA BOT-BOT 3A BEPCTAK BCTAHET. A BOT COBCEM CPAM: OTPOK-TO HEBECTE HE BEPEH, POMAH HA CTOPOHE (C KEM - CEMEH HE 3HAET), TAK BOT KAPA: TECT HA "BACCEPMAHA" - HE B HOPME. HEBECTA 3APEBAHA, HE ECT COBCEM, OHA-TO CKOPO CTAHET MAMA, A TAM - BCE TAKOE: KPOBATKA, COCKA, MATEPHA... CEMEH - B POMAHAX 3HATOK, XIX BEK B OCHOBHOM - "COPOKA-BOPOBKA", BEPECAEB, HEKPACOB. MAPTE TOT HEKPACOB - HA XPEH, OHA BCE O 20-X - KATAEB, AXMATOBA... ...BETEP PA3BEBAET KOCTEP. MAPTA 3ATEBAET PACCKA3 - HET, HE O KATAEBE, A O CBOEM OCEHHEM POMAHE C BAPTAHOM, BPATAPEM "APAPATA (EPEBAH)". CEMEH B XOKKEE BCEX 3HAET, HO C BAPTAHOM HE 3HAKOM - BEPHO, TOT HE B OCHOBHOM COCTABE. TPEHEP TAM - APMEH - OX, C XAPAKTEPOM ! KTO C TPEHEPOM B CCOPE - CE3OH B PE3EPBE... ... CKOPO COBCEM TEMHO CTAHET. XBOPOCTA HE XBATAET, BETOK HET. MAPTA HECET KAPTOH. HA KAPTOHE TEKCT: MOTOP OT TPAKTOPA MT3 - 4. APT: ...(-HOMEP CTEPT.) BEC HETTO 1 TOHHA. - BEPX - HE KAHTOBAT.(-3HAK CTEPT) O, MPAK ! KAPTOH-TO B HABO3E - KAK TAKOE B KOCTEP ?! ... BOT HA MECTE KOCTPA - BCE CEPOE... ... BOT CEMEH HA KA3AHCKOM, MAPTA BCE B KPATOBO... TOCKA... ------ CA(C)A.
CTP. 11 KPATKO, HO BEPHO. ----------------- 1. ECTECTBO OCETPA - B HEPECTE. 2. OCTPABA - B COPOKA BEPCTAX OT KPAKOBA. 3. MOCKBA - HA PEKE, TOPOHTO - HA O3EPE, MOHAKO - HA MOPE, CAH-XOCE - HA OKEAHE. 4. B PEXOBOTE HET TPAMBAEB. 5. 3A EBPEEB XEBPOHA - BCE, KPOME KHECCETA. 6. KTO TOPE BEPEH, TOT HE ECT PAKOB, OMAPOB, KPEBETOK. ... N. B PACCKA3E O MATPOCE BOBE HE CKA3AHO, KAK EHOT COX. ====== CA(C)A.


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