JamaicaMapDecember 12, 2013 The songs about Jamaica that we have stuck in our heads since childhood paint a picture of a romantic, faraway tropical island. The people there smoke marijuana and sing reggae; everyone dances, wears knitted caps with the colors of the flag, drinks cocktails and swims in the ocean. ![]() KingstonMapIt’s hard to find a bigger hole than Kingston. ![]() Jamaica is Haiti’s sibling. It’s the same kind of mess, chaos, madness and mayhem here. ![]() There’s a thermal power plant and a cement factory on the shore. ![]() And a jail. Why would anyone put a jail on the seashore, you ask? It’s not like they have rooms with a view. The thing is, Jamaicans don’t give a crap about the sea, so they built the jail in the lousiest location. (It reminds me of the sandy beaches of Liberia.) ![]() Those who want to live don’t go out into the streets at night. During the day, they do so cautiously. ![]() There are no sights or architecture here. Just ordinary American-style rectangular developments. ![]() The icing on the cake was witnessing the following scene: some bum rolling a completely dilapidated hot dog cart with sketchy wheels down the street while a passerby was fleeing in terror from rabid stray dogs. He finally managed to find a rock and scare them off. ![]() A fire hydrant. ![]() A trash can. They all have legs. Probably so that they don’t mess up the sidewalk when they burn. ![]() One-way traffic. ![]() A yield sign. ![]() Slow down. ![]() Do not enter. ![]() Children. ![]() Are you a good driver? ![]() Road fatalities by year. The statistics for past years don’t really help you to guess this year’s number. ![]() The favorite pastime of Jamaican men is to sit on a wide fence and do nothing. ![]() When the fence is too tall to hoist his butt up onto, the Jamaican man simply leans against the fence. And also does nothing. ![]() * * * Of course, somewhere on the other side of the island, there are a few hotels, golf courses and beaches. But I’ll never understand people who come specifically to Jamaica for a hotel, golf and beaches. |
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