Bechevinka (Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky-54)MapSeptember 17–19, 2009 Kamchatka has a secret submariners’ city. You can only get here by sea or helicopter.  The city is called Bechevinka (after the Bechevinskaya Bay), or Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky-54 (after the last digits of the postal code).  Your postal code: 683054 We don’t need it anymore.  Orders have been given to vacate the city!  To leave the guard posts!  To abandon the instrument panels!  To abandon the first-aid kit!  To stop nickel-and-diming and abandon the whole hospital!  Doctors devote as much self-sacrifice as any military expert to the difficult mission of saving our culture. To abandon the laundry room!  To scatter the carbon monoxide!  ... interactions of the poisonous chemical with ... vials indicator ... contains indicator... and point ... To abandon the bank!  State Labor Savings Bank #8028/04 To abandon the school with its homey birch trees!  To abandon the store with its egg trays!  To abandon the children’s room with its toys!  To abandon the bathroom with its romantic waves!  To abandon the breadbox and slippers!  To abandon the kitchen! To abandon the stove!  Dude, what kind of asshole abandons a stove like that?  To abandon all the houses!  To drop the bomb!  Destructive effects on the human body: everyone dies, many die To abandon your officer’s honor!  To abandon the boiler station and 50 tons of fuel oil!  To abandon all the secret storage facilities in the hills!  To abandon ship!  To abandon the ship’s diesel and scrap metal!  To stay focused!  To abandon all the boxes of carbon dioxide scrubbers for submarines!  To abandon the submarine!  To abandon the city!  To leave it all to the sea lions!  Full speed ahead!  Steady as you go!  |
