Lord Howe Island

July 3–4, 2014

Heaven on earth does exist.

Only small planes fly to heaven, so you can’t check more than 14 kilos of baggage with you. Everything else has to be left behind at the airport in Sydney.

The sand in heaven is pristine.

A cow chills out next to a tennis court.

A significant portion of heaven consists of golf courses.

A bird of paradise flies by.

Some birds cross the roads of paradise on foot.

Trees of paradise.

Heavenly sunlight.

Heavenly views.

In order to preserve heaven’s natural wonders, you have to scrub your shoes with special brushes before walking through certain areas.

The cemetery in heaven looks like rows of beach chairs.

Divers are entitled to an oxygen tank on their grave.

A heavenly license plate.

Heavenly dumpsters.

Paradise Telecom.

In paradise, everything is one with nature to such a degree that a spider isn’t afraid to weave its web on the side-view mirror of a rental car.

It’s beautiful in paradise.

It’s peaceful in paradise.

The Internet is also incredibly slow and cell service is non-existent in paradise.