New YorkMapApril 5–7, 2014 People in New York like to park a matzo’s width apart. ![]() They’re also phenomenally bad at parking. ![]() That’s why everyone’s rear bumpers look like crap here. It’s the same thing in Paris. ![]() Some people are particularly unlucky. ![]() The thing is, New Yorkers tend to ram into everyone else’s behind without any concern for their own front. Some people cover their license plates with spikes for this purpose. ![]() Other, less aggressive individuals buy a thick rubber plate frame that doubles as a bumper guard. This thing lets you safely kiss the ass of the car in front of you without suffering any consequences. ![]() BumpShox. ![]() The other half of the city’s residents take a different approach. They protect their behinds. Can anyone outside New York imagine a rear bull bar? To protect from what? Here, this is perfectly OK. ![]() Most drivers just protect their bumpers with rubber sheets. ![]() You can’t walk a few hundred feet without seeing another guardian of his own behind. ![]() Of course, particularly ruthless car owners simply weld on a protruding tow ball. Try bumping that. ![]() Rubber bumper protectors everywhere. ![]() Everywhere. ![]() If someone imagined New York to be some sort of ideal city, I’m about to disappoint them. Here’s the Apple flagship store on Fifth Avenue. There’s a sea of hot dog stands directly in front of it. That’s real life for you. ![]() |
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